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I think I should move to Japan and try to get a crazy comedy show on the air. I might not ever come back to America.
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Sober House tonight! Can't wait! I wish they didn't really have problems because the drama is so amazing to watch, I feel guilty.
Updated about 13 hours ago via Permalink
Who wants to play Slingo with me? http://www.slingo.com I'm the room "ALASKA"
Updated about 15 hours ago via Permalink
Wine & Cheese Rap Verse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOKTRRMmN4 on @kooolkojak beat
Updated about 20 hours ago via Permalink
What? They made a video game about Ashton Kutcher's career if he wasn't good looking. http://tinyurl.com/y9c9jny
Updated about 22 hours ago via Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4JRLcqShTM Don't miss the last 5 seconds
Updated about 23 hours ago via Permalink
I sleep with a terabyte hard drive under my pillow filled with video clips of every rape scene ever filmed.
Updated 1 day ago via Permalink
Hey everyone, The Boring Cliche Store is having a sale on green food coloring today.
Updated 1 day ago via Permalink
I just had a Murphy Brown pussy sangwitch. Shh don't tell any one
Updated 1 day ago via Permalink
Live on Stickam for a quick 30 minutes http://stickam.com/amilonakis# @andymilonakis
Updated 1 day ago via Permalink
I just picked up a whole bunch of shallots from Western Onion #OriginalButHorribleJokes
Updated 1 day ago via Permalink
Check this store out @mishkaECHOPARK if you like weird/nerdy/adventurous T-shirts RT @gregmishka Hey LA! Follow our new store
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I just performed my Schindler's List rap at a kid's Bar Mitzvah then to lighten things up I did my old theme song.
Updated 1 day ago via Permalink
I want a strong willed, independant modern woman that knows when to shut her fuckin trap.
Updated 2 days ago via Permalink
Really sick rap video by @regiewatts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc
Updated 2 days ago via Permalink
I need a big thick woman that smells like curly fries, one that gets turned on by chubby girly guys.
Updated 2 days ago via Permalink
Smokin meth at the arclight, my dog's wetahdid he don't bark right
Updated 2 days ago via Permalink
RT @nataliereed: @AndyMilonakis stop neglecting my titties
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Trucker Pete Rap Verse by me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CyWO2TJZqA RT RT!
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Live on ustream (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2MQz)
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink
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