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Help. I'm drunk and I forget the answer. Is 16 legal in California?
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I'm In UCB level 5. Its a very serious improv course that takes place in life. I'm gonna start teaching level 5 soon. Its life changing
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RT @Schofizzy: I am so over @AndyMilonakis and his tweets. I have followed since I joined Twitter, never a laugh. Not a one! So unfollowing.
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RT @MzAshleiMx: @AndyMilonakis lmfao u just have posted somthing.
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RT @SadisticSodomy: @AndyMilonakis don't that defeat the purpose of saying your not going to post if you had to post that ?
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I'm not going to post anything on twitter today because I'm not in the mood.
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Time for a Cheers marathon. Oh Sam, you are such the ladies man.
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I think if Jack Nicholson was my friend we would have a bitchin time together.
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Oh my god I just tried Rabbit Pussy Carpaccio It was so amazing and gross at the same time.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would pay 1.50 for one but I'm currrazayy
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If my tweets are too normal for you, follow @jeffreymax he will weird you out of your pants until you die of Weirdmonia.
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http://twitpic.com/q2tqc - Eating Pho in Koreatown gives me that warm NY feeling. Pho 21 open til 4am
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http://twitpic.com/pyn4x - Just bought Goonies Soundtrack on vinyl
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http://twitpic.com/pymyx - Tom Green smelling a Chanuka CD
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http://twitpic.com/px5h2 - Me and Biz Markie getting crazy http://www.tuneupmedia.com
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Why don't you unswallow me for ramming (yer mouth) RT: @MarshSwing @AndyMilonakis don't make me unfollow u for spamming
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I want to eat a salad that tastes like Marilyn Manson's personality. Can I get that somewhere this late?
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Please don't call me after 10pm, my mom gets real mad. You still live with your mom? Is she hot? Yeah I'd do her in the wagon wheel. WHAT?
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I bought a 36 pack of AA batteries for $13 at Home Depot. Cool. Home Depot with a hard T would rule! Let's open one. Home DePOT. Awww yeah
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Can we be friends? Maybe. Can I tell you my deepest darkest secrets? Sure. Ok, my father has a Tattoo of a scorpion giving God head. SICK!
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