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I'm gonna "MacGuyver" my wheel chair when I get home. I think I have an old blender, rubber bands, and an espresso maker kicking around!
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The Doctor looked right through me so I had no choice but to hand over the keys.........
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Little punk ratted me out to the doctor today. He asked him " is my Uncle supposed to be driving in a cast"?
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I've been friendly with my "Oh Jesus Handle" the past few hours!!! Nephew got his learners permit and his nice uncle is letting him drive!
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So happy to hear that Ryann's surgery went well and that mom Monique can now get some needed rest!
Updated about 18 hours ago via Permalink
If I have never said it before: @KirstieAlley has a huge heart and an awesome soul!
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WHAT THE HELL! AHHHHHHHH!!!! I DIDNT TURN ON THE BROILER! QUICK GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! http://pic.gd/b35058
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Desperate times call for desperate measures! http://pic.gd/09d37
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Mushrooms are already starting to grow in the toe jam! I can feel them sprouting.........
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Showering wasn't such a great idea after all. Just peeled the trash bag and a roll of duck tape off my leg (ouch) and water still got in!
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Let's just consider it a big black 4x4 wheelchair............
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Don't tell my doctor or the police but I figured out how to work the gas and brake peddles in my truck. Dunkin Donuts here I come!
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Well maybe it is a real Ryan! Its not Ryan the actor though!
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Im following the FAKE Ryan Phillipe what a tool. Knew it was fake before following but wanted to check out the loser behind the account
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My prayers go out to your son. It must be a nervous time for you.
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"I have to go they will think I am pooping"... loved that line! BTW I was gone awhile but I wasn't pooping............
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Catching some cartoons with my neice! I want Dora she wants Wonder Pets. Now I'm arguing with a 2 year old! God I need to get back to work!
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Your "Hump Day" is my "Funk Day"! Good thing most of my neighbors are skunks.
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I didn't tweet that last tweet. Fucking nephews........ I'm gonna hack his account and post his naked baby pics online.
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wait why is justin beiber a trending topic? is he even old enough to have a twitter account?? lol
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