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I had a dream last night that Kristen Wiig and I were best friends. I woke up and was sad it's not true.....YET.
Updated about 8 hours ago via Permalink
http://twitpic.com/q092d - i try to wear rolled up jeans but I always end up looking like Huck Finn. Boo on that.
Updated 2 days ago via Permalink
Rob Halford of Judas Priest covered Winter Song.I feel like Neo from the Matrix. I can wear black trench coats and combat boots now.Hellya.
Updated 4 days ago via Permalink
Holy shite. Jessica Cornish is the best singer I've ever heard. I might have to kill her. But probably not, cause then I'd be an a**hole.
Updated 11 days ago via Permalink
I'm four songs into the new record. I have a stomach ache from how happy i am. Apparently happy feels like bad sushi. Sigh.
Updated 14 days ago via Permalink
Hi Tweezits. Me and Weezits are on Youzits today! (Translation: Hello fancy dog, I am featured on YouTube with my pals in WEEZER today.)
Updated 17 days ago via Permalink
Morning! Happy day after halloween. Just saw Cinderella at the bus stop on what may be the worst walk of shame ever! Slut.
Updated 19 days ago via Permalink
My driver is riding the volume on the radio like a fader. Kind of hilarious. It's making my ears dizzy.
Updated 23 days ago via Permalink
O em ged. Saw that frenchie girl from rock of love season 2 on a 1-800-free-love commercial. I need to watch better tv.
Updated 25 days ago via Permalink
"don't mess with an abcess. It'll bite u back." Rivers Cuomo. Weezer is KING.
Updated 26 days ago via Permalink
I'm acting like an idiot. I don't know what was in that whisky i drank. Hmmm.
Updated 29 days ago via Permalink
Drunk guy getting arrested was told by cop there's a warrant out for him. Drunk responds: is that the urinating in public in santa barbara?
Updated 35 days ago via Permalink
So I'm watching videos of other people singing my songs. Oh em gee, if you could only see the smile on my face. You rock. all of you.
Updated 36 days ago via Permalink
Hi sweet tweets. some girl at the movies just told me i was irritating her. Then i made her laugh. I won. Now i'm irritated.
Updated 37 days ago via Permalink
Fran drescher likes ingrid michaelson as much as i do. Troubadour night #2 you are Fabulous.
Updated 43 days ago via Permalink
Need to figure how to post video of big, hairy venice local forcing two german tourists to dance to Highway to Hell. Ignore my zit in video.
Updated 45 days ago via Permalink
Yes my friends. They made a 2nd season of tool academy. And yes i'm watching it. And no, the Obamas don't need to know.
Updated 50 days ago via Permalink
I had lunch next to Mrs. Obama. AND high fived Yo Yo Ma. AND ate fancy soup OUT OF A PUMPKIN! AND HUGGED HER! Michelle, not the pumpkin. :)
Updated 56 days ago via Permalink
So nervous! About to walk on stage for the first ladies of the world! I'll let u know if i forget the words.
Updated 56 days ago via Permalink
Just arrived in pburgh for G20 summit. I'm so political! Playing for the first lady on friday! No big. Actually WAY BIG!
Updated 58 days ago via Permalink
Just watched purple rain. It literally blew my mind. High heeled sexy bitch.
Updated 62 days ago via Permalink
I'm coming to NY. Mystery abounds...Mystery almost tripped but Mystery caught itself. I'm coming for a reason that rhymes with la budio.
Updated 66 days ago via Permalink
Why are rental cars ALWAYS pt cruisers. mine smells like bandaids. i'm gonna ralph.
Updated 69 days ago via Permalink
Not that you asked, but I'm writing new songs every effing day! And preparing to head back into studio....(insert ominous chords here)
Updated 73 days ago via Permalink
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