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This plane is about to take off! If anything should happen to me, know that I loved you the whole sea and sky. Not YOU-- HIM!
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2Nite at Largo: Need advice? Whatever you're toiling about, I'll fix it- earnest only -don't try to be funny, I promise you, you're not.
Updated about 20 hours ago via Permalink
I keep confusing 9-11 and
7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope.
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink
http://twitpic.com/pp6hz - YoGabbaGabba thanks for the fun dancey dance time!
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Lash-Blast Mascara's slogan: "Six Million and Counting."
Never forget..
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http://twitpic.com/p9egu - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BabyMan Sr., @RobSchrab ! You are an idiot!
Updated 8 days ago via Permalink
Sometimes when I'm by myself I say out loud, "BarTHelona" and giggle at that lispy accent they have. ah shit, I have fun...
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I just met Bridgette -- the sweetest dog w the toothiest grin http://twitpic.com/p5dl5
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RT @dpressman http://twitpic.com/oyu6f - Best autograph ever.
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink
When it came out that Morgan Freeman slept with his step-granddaughter he must have been all, "Ya I'm gonna need2 go ahead&play Mandela now"
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink
I really hate you right now, lower back. I only just want to be able to walk & stand & sit. U don't have to be a dick about it.
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink
Dustin Hoffman TOOTSIE screen test, yo.
http://bit.ly/Nsfwl
Updated 10 days ago via Permalink
There should be a "Trite &Unoriginal" fine given to all reviewers who employ the phrase "there's no THERE there."
Updated 10 days ago via Permalink
Its been a good year for movies, but PRECIOUS wins it all. Holy shitsky. You will lose so much water weight out your eyeholes.
Updated 13 days ago via Permalink
About to see Precious. Is this one of those movies where the trailer's like "Starring Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy &... Eddie Murphy!"
Updated 13 days ago via Permalink
I know for a fact that Dan Sterling is making a doody right now. I just think he would want you guys to know.
Updated 14 days ago via Permalink
Chugging ice cold Diet 7 up or Sprite Zero out of a plastic bottle makes me happy. so does this: RT @danharmon http://bit.ly/Tjlbq
Updated 15 days ago via Permalink
Im telling you as a friend that if you wake up in the morning & your balls smell like pussy, it should be FROM pussy.
Updated 15 days ago via Permalink
All I want in life is to have had good friendships & to have gotten my face on money. The simple things (Please no Pesos!)
Updated 16 days ago via Permalink
I am on an airplane next to the man that "Sneezy" was based on. Much taller in real life.
Updated 17 days ago via Permalink
I keep on talkin trash but I never say anything ♫ http://blip.fm/~fphyo
Updated 19 days ago via Permalink
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