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TWILIGHTers! I offer 1000 sparkly prayers for safe passage to your nearest popcorn cathedral for this, your most holy day ever... 'til June.
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Via @drsalvucci "Kegerator would have been funnier Kev. Bearded Kegerator" Hear my sides splitting? No? I'm sure it's just a bad connection.
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Via @ronen "hmm new @hbo ad looks suspiciously familiar, Kev & @themadeshop http://tumblr.com/x8i45851j " Flattery or flat-out theft?
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Via @madhatterchica "you're on Jay Leno! all shirtless and sparkly" http://tinyurl.com/yzf83wv For Un-Americans: http://tinyurl.com/yf6st3q
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Woke with pulsating headache. Took menstrual relief tablet (all we had in the cabinet), but realized, duh - I'll just smoke that shit away!
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Via @PredFans "i want to rub this win in the face of Kev" A shoot-out win isn't face-rub worthy, son. Still a point for @NHLDevils.
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RT @jimjackman Psst, wanna see my wife naked? Watch her new special @thekatiemorgan Sex Quiz tonight at 11 on HBO! http://yfrog.com/3lactj
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Folks, @popcandy isn't always filth & smut. Generally, you find fun things there - like this awesome Jason Segel video: http://bit.ly/2jUAYj
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Okay @popcandy: threesome will only be mandatory if the Rangers win that night against @NHLDevils. Trust me: ur virtue will remain intact.
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I'm starting to feel like Stub Hub over here: Via @trappedinamber "Have a couple of KevinSmith tickets available for Edmonton. Face value."
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Via @JoeyFace42 "Rags is most idiotic derogatory name of all time" But awesome when it comes to Twitter, where character counts (copyright).
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Hey, @popcandy - @NHLDevils invite wasn't a pass, Whitney: you know I've already reached my 1-hot-USAToday-girl-reporter-per-customer limit.
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Via @popcandy "Resolving 2 attend my first-ever hockey game this season. suggestions?" Devs/Rags @PruCenter. I'll take you. To game, I mean.
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Via @starktoons "got stoned watching Daredevil. blew my mind to see you in it" What up, cartoon genius! (Thought this was Affleck for a sec)
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Via @thewhistlegoes "why did this ( http://tinyurl.com/m679p ) not make the movie?" Was cut solely for time. Always wish we'd kept it in.
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Via @LionelCox "my parents are in NY, where should they visit" No trip to NY area's complete without a stop here: http://tinyurl.com/yagmedx
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A fun interview in the Time mag's geekgasm site, @techland, called "Kevin Smith Will Never Make a SuperheroMovie" http://tinyurl.com/ycsx73p
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Via @veshbrochill "I need a job." Okay, Julian - there's a party with some guys in a Palm Desert hotel. Hop will take you. Don't tell Clay.
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Via @jamiecalder "Bought 2 tickets to the Kev show in Detroit on March 26. It's only a 9 hour drive each way." I will not disappoint, sir.
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Via @elimcfly88 "Thought you'd appreciate the WIFI connections name... In a Burger King http://twitpic.com/q4l9w " That makes me so happy...
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Via @geoffmaddox "hockey tweets kind of make me want to try actually watching hockey." And that's how we sell the game: one puck at a time.
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