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THIS is how you sell the game, my puck-lovin' friends: with the Game's Greatest Ambassador('s Dad) http://tinyurl.com/gretzkygoingtapetotape
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PHOENIX, ARIZONA! On April 10th, I will rise into your arms like some kinda... fiery bird. At the Orpheum: http://tinyurl.com/coyotekev
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Via @arlowe007 "may be late to the game but what is Smodcast?" What the fuck am I: WiKevpedia? Google that shit, motherfucker. Sheesh...
Updated about 18 hours ago via Permalink
NYC! I'm coming back to you for COP OUT junket/premiere! And when I'm there, I'm going here: http://themeatballshop.com/meatball_menu.html
Updated about 18 hours ago via Permalink
See, NOW I'm begging for your money: Today's I'm37?! is now up at http://jayandsilentbob.com/im37.html When they're gone, they're gone.
Updated about 18 hours ago via Permalink
37?!ShoutOuts: @jwaldman11 @1871silverfox @jmango72 @Gamingxperiment @colmnator @dgreene1987 @topologyguy @makalaster Thanks 4 the support!
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
37?!ShoutOuts: @derekreeve @wreckhouseradio @Chase_Chester @15km @Fenyx @shuttler @snapthejap @kenhatch @macolyte @petewr @victoriapaege
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
37?!ShoutOuts: @jjakin @tjware_fama @tuckerhottes @brandonjcarr @neomobius @jrishel @draxes @jrank15 @cezza59 @beckydewitt @Thecobicity
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37?! ShoutOuts! These 37 cats bought some shit on Friday: @ChrisFiorentino @jasonfive @fred42 @kenisawesome @kmartsox @thevinmeister
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Via @mattlovestv "weed is stored in fat cells & when you burn them it gets rereleased into your system" Why you think I started exercising?
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
Via @darvin111 "movies by the people for the people wont work. people who donate will want say in product" You're right. Let's never do it.
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Via @YankeesJets2310 "Time to sell the comics again" No, I'll sell a bunch of Askewniverse props instead. Sell the past to shoot the future.
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
(1/2) @DaveWinta "Will you please acknowledge @IndywoodFILMS! who is already doing this!" Of course. Look, I'm not reinventing the wheel
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(2/2) If this works, I'm one-&-done w/RED STATE: building the infrastructure if we can, so others who aren't established yet can follow.
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
(1/2) @murray1134 "very George Lucas of you, reinvest your profits to make your own movies outside the system" Not my movies: your movies.
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
Via @kirkofdoom "If not donations, could you charge for SMod till you get enough, then back to free?" I will never charge for SModcast. No.
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
(2/2) Understandly, it's an easier call with a script. So as of 2/24, I gonna start writing HIT SOMEBODY. WB's in-or-out remains to be seen.
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(1/2) @Choccster "What did WB say to Hit Somebody?" Essentially? "That movie requires a needle-threading approach. We make chainsaws here."
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PoopNugget say "A 'peoples studio' would spew out garbage like Uwe Boll films" Glad you weren't around when I asked "Should I make CLERKS?"
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Via @corndog425 "LOVED THE NEW SMODCAST! THE AVATAR TALK WAS GREAT!" Shhh. Inside voice, please. But, yes: I did too: "Stupid fucking king."
Updated about 19 hours ago via Permalink
(2/2) skip ahead a few years & go K-Swizzle. "He's got a swizzle-stick in his wife's ass, stirring that shit up like a cocktail. Literally."
Updated about 20 hours ago via Permalink
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