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ISolated INcident the DVD is getting incredible reviews from fans all over. THANK YOU everyone. Laugh on!... http://bit.ly/5hd4dt
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I just woke up in Saskatoon. Sorry but I had to write that somewhere & actually read it. Hi.
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Winnipeg show was insane! Thanks every1. 1 of the best shows this tour. 15 thousand strong. Headed to Saskatoon in an hour.
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I'm backstage in Regina, Canada right now. Soundcheck complete! Winnipeg later tonight for a couple of days. direct2dane@danecook.com
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YES I DO! hey u're 2000 comedy central presents just came on and I was just wondering.do u still wish u were a snake? (via @JuvisaurusREX)
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NICE! Its so sweet we even skinned our Homepage! ISolated INcident the DVD is out (via @ComedyCentral)
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ISolated INcident the DVD is out & on sale 2day! Grab it @ stores or dwnload it off iTunes here: http://bit.ly/4tVcd
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I learned this morning that Kevin Knox died. If you are asking yourself who Kevin Knox is then you really missed ou (cont) http://tl.gd/vbu7
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I want to go on record that I blame @mariamenounos solely for today's Patriots loss. Rookie move MM!
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Kentucky DON'T 4GET 2 email a HOT/COOL pic w/ur tix direct2dane@danecook.com u may get PULLED bckstge! TICKETS: http://bit.ly/1l3WcR
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I'm in Cincinnati at the hotel 4 miles from the show in Kentucky. Whoever books my travel likes putting me in the state next door.
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On the plane flying to Kentucky. See you in an hour Kentuckyians.
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Backstage at my show in Moline, Illinois. On in 20 minutes. http://bit.ly/18Iyp
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Moline, Illinois I'm flying to you. See you in an hour. Meet me at the place and bring the thing.
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Lifetime dream trip 2 see me in 2 cities, & help my friend Kevin Knox's cancer fight here at http://bit.ly/2yChgI
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Little Rock, Arkansas I'm flying 2 u right now. Wanna hang?
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Little Rock, Arkansas I flying to you right now. Wanna hang?
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MW2 on my 150" HD projector w/ 15 speakers hidden around my new theater room. I think I have an advantage. http://twitpic.com/p9heg
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DON'T 4GET email a HOT/COOL pic w/ur tix direct2dane@danecook.com get PULLED bckstge! I'm checking them 2nite & everynite.
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Texas, Arkansas, Illinois & Kentucky I'm per4ming 4 u this week. The ISolated INcident tour rages on! TICKETS: http://bit.ly/4ljvxI
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I just wrapped filming and am home. Home is the best thing ever. I love it. When I'm not in it I'm thinking about... http://bit.ly/4E92VR
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Feeling better now. Got a lot off my mind with some new friends. I'm a lucky guy. Thanks for your well wishes!
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Sick today. Can't do Leno. 1 thing can really ruin so many others. Sucks when u're working hard at being healthy only 2 get kicked down.
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http://twitvid.com/BB50F - Update b4 I fly away!
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Hitting stage in 8 minutes here in Raleigh, North Carolina. I'm in rare form. After party u ask? It's onstage during the show.
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