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My ISolated INcident tour is over. Thank u 2 almost 1 million fans that came out. Reflecting on the last year 2day w/ fam&friends.
Updated about 17 hours ago via Permalink

@DaneCook & @OliviaMunn -
Super Bowl. A pleasent moment between verbally bashing the crap out of each other. http://twitpic.com/12094w
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Waiting 4 kickoff at the Super Bowl w/ @AlDelBene who knows nothing about football & has no business being here.
http://twitpic.com/11yw8r
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Waiting for the kickoff at the Super Bowl with @AlDelBene who knows nothing about football and has no business being here.
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Ive got Nick Thune, Whitney Cummings & Al Delbene on the gig too. WATCH US ALL LIVE TONIGHT online.
Updated 2 days ago via Permalink

About 15 thousand attending final show of my tour. Cant be here watch LIVE at www.ustream.com/danecook
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www.facebook.com/danecook
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The FINAL show of my year long ISolated INcident tour will be aired LIVE ONLINE wanna watch it? http://www.ustream.tv/danecook
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

If u r in Florida for my FINAL 2 shows of the IS-IN tour send a pic w/ ur tix 2 direct2dane@danecook.com & u may get pulled backstage
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

Just got 2 Florida 4 my final 2 shows! Please RT/check this link & support my buddy Lopez http://www.myspace.com/helphaiti
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

Watch me LIVE ONLINE Saturday from Miami. My final ISolated INcident concert ever. 5 bucks/pay per view. Details ustream.tv/danecook
Updated 5 days ago via Permalink

Its amazing how in this day & age u can tell how much a person truly cares about u by if they retweet your posts.
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If u could switch places w/ anyone 4 1 day & f up their life who?
#TwistedGoodness
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

Did a video chat Friday. Missed it? Heres the link. Im talking final shows, rumors, helping Haiti & much more. http://bit.ly/dDoeZm
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink

Spazmatics in LA who wants to go?
Updated 8 days ago via Permalink

Best feeling when u see ur ex making out w/ some1 else at a movie & u dont care. Better feeling when the person ur w/ is way hotter.
Updated 8 days ago via Permalink

I care about your couch black person.
#ShitThatMustBeSaid
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink

Greedo should have had his own prequel.
#ShitThatMustBeSaid
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink

Let me tell you the long and the short of it. Better yet just look at my penis.
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink

Thank u every1 that tuned into the LIVE WEBCHAT. If 1 million people watch my live show online Feb 6th 20k goes to help Haiti!
Updated 10 days ago via Permalink

The show is $5. U can watch whole event. PLEASE RT last tweet 2 ur followers. Lets blow this shit up!
Updated 10 days ago via Permalink

http://twitvid.com/F7504 - Watch the final show of my tour in Miami Feb 6 LIVE ONLINE anywhere on Earth. 411/VIDEO@ http://bit.ly/9B2DJt
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Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
- Japanese Proverb
Updated 11 days ago via Permalink

Oh, Benson...Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Updated 13 days ago via Permalink
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