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RT @warrenellis: .@neilhimself has just left the internet for 18 days. That means you all belong to me until he returns.
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RT is this what the news site stuff was about? @andydiggle: First pic of Sean Penn as SANDMAN: http://bit.ly/c0yI2k (via @Glinner
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I'll be off the map for the next 18 days. No cellphone reception and barely any internet. Be good while I am gone. Do not break the world.
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In case anyone missed it: @greatdismal (Bill Gibson) writes a NYT op-ed about Google. And possibly also about google. http://nyti.ms/ar27fd
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Ridiculously tired this morning on 4 hours sleep, but breakfast cheered me. TO DO: 1) Madly Scribble script then 2) fall off world.
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RT (I bought 2) @amandapalmer: VIP tix to CABARET available for many shows (including sold out nights): http://bit.ly/CABvipTIX #ARTcabaret
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Right. Sleep now (2 pots of strong tea permitting). Then tomorrow I wrap Dr Who script and fall off the map.
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There. Someone at the Melbourne End pulled the plug accidentally. They fixed it in the end & I was there for the final Q&A. Now sleep...?
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RT Ah. Tangelos. Got it. @DrElena: here's the reference: best cartoon ever! http://t.co/v1wlANI via @youtube
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The Melbourne writers festival is suddenly no longer online. And I have not said anything yet. #drinkmoretea
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I will do my best to stay awake for the next hour. Quite how much I will actually contribute to this panel I do not know. #moretea #aaaargh
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From the tweets coming in, it's amazing how many people are scared of clowns. Sometimes clowns are scared of people: http://bit.ly/bzI1bz
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Except for the people who were scared of clowns.
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While I was shaving, Twitter voted. It was dancers and clowns all the way. Thanks guys.
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I will not tell you which option I picked. But I now look like a bleary-eyed freshly-shaven corpse, and there are no dancers or clowns here.
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Choices: 1) I could shave or 2) I fill this hotel room with dancers and clowns.
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Trying to work out how to distract folk watching Melbourne Writer Fest Webchat from noticing that I am a bleary author at 1 in the morning.
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Taxi driver was a @RobBrydon character. "There are more traffic lights in Cardiff than in the rest of the UK. That's a true fact."
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I am off to BBC Wales to creep in and see production designs. (You have to insert a small sheepish-excited grin in here or it doesn't work)
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Ms @Geetadayal wishes to meet someone with similar musical tastes. Her tastes can be found at http://bit.ly/9VENGh #justthisonce Good luck
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LOOK! NEW BLOG ENTRY Where I am and what I'm doing: posted by Neil
1) In Cardiff2) Eleven minu... http://bit.ly/aeTHLv WARNING:Contains me
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I just gave my 10 votes to @biggayicecream at http://bit.ly/a2BsZO so it can win fame and fortune. Vote now for homosexual dairy desserts!
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Dinner with the lively @ellenstarbuck of CoolBandILike @loscampesinos. That was meant to say lovely. She's both. http://twitpic.com/2jsaak
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(Something I've *never* done before. Was glad he realised it was me and not just some book-scribbly vandal.)
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