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Updated about 13 hours ago via Permalink
@katyperry The police are there to guard the zit you egomaniac. Let the zit close the show with you. Good luck. x
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink
Right. I've done it. Why do I spend my life apologising to people "for fings I never done"? Actually... Is Andrew Sachs on here?
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink
I'm the new Gordon Browm, I mean Brown- The jumper is snug.SNUG! It looks like I'm having a go.What shall I do?Blame those cumts at The Sun?
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink
I wrote The Sun's Bizarre column today with a pen. I described Rio Ferdinand's jumper as SNUG not SMUG. Damn my handwriting. Is he on here?
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink
13mins. I pronounce myself the #worldrecordtopictrendcommentator. Do I get a medal? See you at the signing tomorrow. x
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
I have now commented on each trending topic. Scandalous DVDs will be signed in HMV, Oxford St W1 tomorrow at 530. But what with? x
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
Modern Warfare 2 sounds like it might be trivialising the horror of war on remembrance day. What's next? Paedophile boxing 3? For Christmas?
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
#wecoolanallbut I'm not entirely comfortable with this vernacular style. Could we say #we'rejollygoodbutwouldyoumindawfully ?
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
#bbcqt Come on. It's been a year. Can I have my job back?
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
#thankyoudonnie for removing the spaces from that sentence.
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
#rememberdecember this will not be possible for another 18 days without a time machine and a limited budget.
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
Google Wave was an 80's haircut abandoned by Duran Duran for being "too elaborate".
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
#donttrytohollaif You have damaged your vocal chords screaming apologies into a smeared mirror.
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
#youknowyouruglyif you masturbate in the mirror then when you finish demand an apology from your reflection.
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
I am celebrating the release of Scandalous DVD by commenting on each trending topic RIGHT NOW. TIME ME.
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
From 5.30 Friday 13th I will be signing my Scandalous DVD in HMV Oxford St, W1 - Not necessarily with a pen, so for God's sake wear goggles.
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
From russellbrand.tv: Russell and Frank Skinner - before a gig http://bit.ly/3M7Qyq
Updated 11 days ago via Permalink
I'm off to meditate now, though unless enlightenment includes Richard Pryor and Bobby Moore caressing me to orgasm how can this be improved?
Updated 14 days ago via Permalink
Yes I will be taking her to a game - West Ham Vs Everton. And, before it begins, no I won't be taking her up the Arsenal. x
Updated 14 days ago via Permalink
Wow. Now MY GIRLFRIEND has worn a West Ham basque while hosting the EMA's. What a day!I might revive Gandhi and ask if he wants to be mates.
Updated 14 days ago via Permalink
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