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Dear Mum, sorry I've not called, prison not going well. Gaga always on the phone. Send cigarettes she won't let anyone smoke her glasses.
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Dear Mum,this lesbian prison I'm in is ok.Lady Gaga turned up yesterday-and she brought fags,well she was wearing them.Send condoms.
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http://znl.me/PJIWSU Yes, but would it make a good pizza topping?
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Playing table tennis with John Belushi's ghost. He is a bad loser but the banter is great.
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What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn't make sense. And they pick the ball up in their hands. God I miss West Ham.
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I've just heard the Lakers are all millionaires! How! I put my balls in a basket ONCE and I was thrown out of the maternity ward.
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Lakers tonight. I'll be courtside. Tonight Kobe must focus on three balls because I refuse to wear underpants.
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Karl Rove has denied bing involved in a smear campaign. I didn't even know he had a vagina.
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I am disgusted that after his years as a gigilo, Deuce Bigelow has been given an Oscar as best woman director. Typical Hollywood hypocrisy.
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A surgeon who specialises in gender reversal just told me I'd make a good woman and gave me his card, like it was a haircut.
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Dear Mum.This holiday on Shutter Island has gone real weird,today the Exorcist put his finger in my bottom.I'd like to come home.Condoms?
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Mum. Shutter Island still fun. Boy from Titanic has moved into next room. God he's moody. WHERE ARE THOSE CONDOMS?!
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Dear Mum, I've been living on Shutter Island for a few weeks and it's quite nice. Gandhi is in charge. Send condoms.
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The Shining? Misery? I'm writing my book in snowbound Fairfield. "HeEere's RuUuSty!" Now I just need my ankles smashed up.
Updated 25 days ago via Permalink
Transcending and writing Booky Wook 2- get ready for the revolution- if I can stop getting shot with sperm bullets on wank-roulette.
Updated 25 days ago via Permalink
Chat roulette?Russian roulette is less risky.The world is full of maniacs menacing their privates and there's a bullet in every chamber.
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Diddy's twitter is actually @iamdiddy. "I am Diddy" When I wrote that I imagined I was him. Go and drink my vodka- "rustywater"
Updated 32 days ago via Permalink
Trailer for me and @pdiddy's movie. (We DID live in an 8mile style house during It) http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/here-it-is/
Updated 32 days ago via Permalink
Watch @ronskanky's trailer. (Movie trailer- not 8Mile style motor home) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQnySDKL4ag&feature=related
Updated 32 days ago via Permalink
From russellbrand.tv: Here it is http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/here-it-is/
Updated 34 days ago via Permalink
From russellbrand.tv: Greek news http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/greek-news/
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Saints Vs Colts? Holy folk sweating in a contest with young horses? I watched a film with that premise and was judged to be a pervert.
Updated 38 days ago via Permalink
I'm getting injected with medicine- FREE DRUGS! Just hook it to my vein! It's ony vitamins but you gotta take it where you find it.
Updated 42 days ago via Permalink
From russellbrand.tv: Russell performing at Stand With Haiti benefit http://bit.ly/9mYeY3
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From russellbrand.tv: video: Vanity Fair shoot March 2009 http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/video-vanity-fair-shoot-march-2009/
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