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Saints Vs Colts? Holy folk sweating in a contest with young horses? I watched a film with that premise and was judged to be a pervert.
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I'm getting injected with medicine- FREE DRUGS! Just hook it to my vein! It's ony vitamins but you gotta take it where you find it.
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From russellbrand.tv: Russell performing at Stand With Haiti benefit http://bit.ly/9mYeY3
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From russellbrand.tv: video: Vanity Fair shoot March 2009 http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/video-vanity-fair-shoot-march-2009/
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Grammies? Is that how much coke you need to stay awake through em? LooOOOOOOoooong! X
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From russellbrand.tv: video: Russell at the Grammys http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/02/video-russell-at-the-grammys/
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From russellbrand.tv: Still from The Greek http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/01/still-from-the-greek/
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Well, we rocked the OC- I can't stop thinking about it- in fact I've got "OCD". X
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I'm doing "Club Tropicana" karaoke in an Irish pub in Orange County,making me a post-modernist icon. And the new Andrew Ridgley.
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From russellbrand.tv: L.A stand up dates http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/01/l-a-stand-up-dates/
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I just accidentally stuttered out a spurious tweet. Like leaky nonsensical pre-cum. I'm soOOoo sorry. X
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Answering phones for "Hope for Haiti" Telethon was a success. I sometimes pretended to be Toby Macguire. Love to all that donated.
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From russellbrand.tv: Hope for Haiti Telethon http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/01/hope-for-haiti-telethon/
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http://twitpic.com/yksus I call this little number "cat-nips". FILTHY! X
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http://twitpic.com/ykosp Even in monogomy I can still enjoy my old hobby. Plus this one is shaved.
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@katyperry A cat with a shaved vagina is not alluring to boy cats. I, however, can't leave it alone.
Updated 22 days ago via Permalink
If I force my cat to have sex with another cat am I an accomplice to rape? If so where does this leave dog-breeders?
Updated 22 days ago via Permalink
Ah sunday! There's nothing quite like it is there?Wednesday?You're insane.Tuesday? Tuesday is a pointless day and ought be banned.
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Just spilled some chocolate raisins in my cat litter tray. I'm still eating them- they're delicious. One tasted of tuna and cat-angst.
Updated 22 days ago via Permalink
I am going to follow @trevorwesley and I suggest you do the same. I think he is about to do something very cheeky.
Updated 26 days ago via Permalink
Raining in La- this is not the deal. London has snow. SNOW! This better be Hollywood rain that tastes of lemonade and gives superpowers.
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From russellbrand.tv: Big Fat Quiz http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/01/big-fat-quiz/
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Tonight I turned off my famous, hedonistic hot-tub, a monumental event. I did it for climate change. In every sense.
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Then after 3 days he comes back again? Do we get more eggs? Bloody hell- this Holy-child is complicated- let's just get a dog.
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