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Ha! Ha! I pillaged the monkey and used it for victory! Victorious Arr!
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"There's no escaping my monkey, Wheaton. Sooner or later, everyone faces my monkey." -@wordwill
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Playing Pieces of Eight with @wordwill, cursing his damn monkey.
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.@Pramas and I flew our planes head on into each other. The propellers kissed, then they exploded in a fireball. #forbiddenplanelove
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Whoops. This is why I'm a lover, not a fighter. http://twitpic.com/2kmaze
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#PAX Friday schedule change: Expo hall doesn't open until 10, so signing at 10 is daft. I'm moving my signing from 10am to 1pm.
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#Android users attending #PAX! There is a great free app in the marketplace called PAX Assistant that you totally want to have.
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Me: I wish my dogs were here to say something to me. Dogs: We'd say that we're waiting for you at home, dad. Me: I know. I miss you.
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you may ask yourself, "well, how did i get here?" http://bit.ly/9GIDgG
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OMG today's Penny Arcade is fucking GENIUS. http://bit.ly/cawB8R Fuh-huh-king jee-nee-you-us.
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Not only do I love my job, I love the people I work with. I really am the luckiest guy in the world. http://twitpic.com/2jqmrw
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Sitting off set with Felicia, Neil, and Chris. We talk between takes, then when they roll, the mobiles come out and we're all online.
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Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast. #mondaymorningzapp
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ZOMG @Molly23's hipster dinosaurs are featured in Geekosystem today!! http://bit.ly/bkyLhc
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Manny Ramirez' final act as a Dodger: ejected for arguing strikes while pinch hitting with the bases loaded. Good riddance, you douchebag.
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Congratulations, Jim Parsons! So now I get to play a nemesis to an Emmy winning actor?! Awesome.
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Last night, I went to Cirque du Soleil. Today, I went to the PNE. I'm fuckin' CULTURED, y'all. Eh.
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Hi there, I'm twelve years-old. Hurr. Hurr. Hurr. http://twitpic.com/2jhjzk
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For the first time in forever, I care about the Emmys. Jim Parsons seriously deserves to win.
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Paperback edition of book: $6. Kindle edition of same book: $9.99. Something's wrong here, Amazon.
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Hey, the guy who used the urinal before me had asparagus for dinner! #grossbuttrue
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I just had tomato sorbet. It was delicious, but very weird.
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